Stupid White Women Voters Strike Again!

“You're just going to have to make stuff up because there is no news today. Other than the socialist quite possibly winning the demon-crant primary in Michigan. You know, it's an interesting case study, Michigan, that— Look at the last three governors. Look at who's in the United States Senate now. And if there ever was a case where... Two or three urban centers or major inner cities are screwing up the politics of an entire state, especially one as large as Michigan, because it's a huge landmass.

Then Michigan is the ticket.

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You had Jennifer Granny Granholm. And she is actually, I believe she is actually a sorceress, and I think that she is actually demonically possessed. And that is Gretchen Dimwitmer. You sent Alyssa Slutki… I meaan Slotkin to the United States Senate. Before that, you sent Debbie Stabakow. Now, I guess you're tired of sending loser communist females. So let's send a loser communist socialist Arab, El Saeed. What in the hell is going on here? You're not going to send El Saeed or El Saeed. Is it Saeed or Saeed? El Saeed to the Senate from the formerly great state of Michigan. If I was you and I was living there, I'd leave. I'd move south. We got problems down here, but we ain't got no pinko commies running things.”

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